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जुलाई, 2012 की पोस्ट दिखाई जा रही हैं

I love you and i want 2 marry u

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Boy: i love you and i want 2 marry u, Girl: apni shakal dekhi hai aaine me Boy: haan dekhi h.. kharab h.. tabhi to tere paas aaya hu.
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Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko

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Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko, Dusri kiran hasi de aapko, Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi, Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi aapko!!!
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Sine me dil

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Seene me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khuwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Darawna khuwab! Baap re Baap....
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My Eyes Miss you

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My Eyes-Miss you, My feelings-love you My mind-calls you, My life is you, I will die without you, I love you, ....................... ....................... aisa teri girl friend mujhe bolti hai sambhal usko.
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I am your girlfriend

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I am your girlfriend. Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excellent. Romantic. theek kaha na? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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Chaha hai jise Chahat se zada

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Chaha hai jise Chahat se zyada, Samjha hai jisko Mohabbat se zyada, Bharosa hai jispe khud se zyada... . . . Tu Hi Wo Hai Haramzada.
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Jab tum aayne k pas jate ho

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Jab tum aayne k pas jate ho, To aaina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful, Jab tum aayne se dur jate ho, To ayna kehta hai April Fool! April Fool!!
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Aisa hai dostana hamara

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Aisa hai dostana hamara, main khisti tu kinara , . . . . main matar tu paneer , main barish tu badal , main rajma tu chawal, main hot tu cool , mai April tu fool.
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Why are you home so early

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Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
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Nazar Mili Jab Wo Akeli Thi

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Nazar Mili Jab Wo Akeli Thi, Dosti Hui Tab Sath Saheli Thi, Pyar Hua To Wo Paheli Thi, Dusre Ke Sath Bhag Gayi, Tab Patta Chala Yaaro, Wo Us Area Ki Chikni Chameli Thi.
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Pyaar Karo To Kisi Ek Se Karo

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Pyaar Karo To Kisi Ek Se Karo, Or Ho Sake To Kisi Nek Se Karo, Sacha Pyar Milna Bohat Kathin Hai, Kam Se Kam Try To Har Ekk Pe Karo.
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Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo

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Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo, Aata hai usha ke sath, Rehta hai kiran ke sath, Jata hai sandhya ke sath, Aur sota hai nisha ke sath!!
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To peg bana kar diya karunga

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Botal chupa do kafan me mere, Kabristan me piya karuga, Jab mange ga hisab khuda, To peg bana kar diya karunga.
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Ghar Me Sab Se Chhota Kon?

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Teacher To Child Tumhare Ghar Me Sab Se Chhota Kon Hai? Student: Hamari Nokrani. Teacher: Woh Kyun? Student: Unki Shalwar Aaj Bhi Papa Hi Utarte Hain…
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Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai

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Hasino Ke Chehre Pe Har Waqt Khushi Hoti Hai, Unnke Labon Pe Har Waqt Hansi Chaai Hoti Hai, Doston Parr Jiss Hassina Pe Yeh Dil Aata Hai, Aray Woh Kambakht Pehle Se Hi Fansi Hoti Hai.
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Dil Do Dil Do Ek Ko

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Dil Do Dil Do Ek Ko, Par Do Kisi Nek Ko. Prasad Nahi Hai Ki Baaton Har Ek Ko.
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