Hindi Super Jokes

इंग्लिश मीडियम स्कूल वाले बच्चे जू में घूमने जाते हैं.. "Hey dude look at that monkey …so cute …he is sleeping, don’t disturb him."

शादी के बाद जिन्दगी "LIFE OF PIE" (movie) के जैसी हो जाती है.

खुद को करो कंजूस इतना, कि हर SMS भेजने से पहले,

Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!” Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!” Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.” Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”

Kaash k usay chahnay ka arman na hota, main hosh main hote howay anjaan na hota, yeh pyaar na hota kisi patthar dil se hamain, ya koi patthar dil insan na hota.

Husband: I do not understand why God created woman so beautiful.. As well as so stupid .. Wife: Beautiful because you men could love a woman and stupid so that we women could love you back.

Boss: Where were you born ? Sardar: Punjab. Boss: Which part? Sardar: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, "Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai".

Husband was Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target... From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing... Husband: "MISSING YOU"... :)

There are 3 kinds of men in the world: Some remain single & make wonders happen, Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen, The rest get married & wonder what happened!