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Sardar SMS jokes लेबल वाली पोस्ट दिखाई जा रही हैं

ओए मत खाना …!

एक सरदार पार्टी में खाना खा रहा था । प्लेट पर टिश्यू पेपर देखकर उसने सोचा कि शायद ये भी खाने की चीज है ।...

Bus chali jhatka laga

Bus chali jhatka laga 1 Sardar, 1 ldki pr ja gira Ladki boli: Battmeej kya kar rahe ho? Sardar Bola: Ji Punjab University se B.com.

Where were you born??

Boss: Where were you born ? Sardar: Punjab. Boss: Which part? Sardar: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai

A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, "Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai".

Oey mera shampo ke sath wala gift de

Sardar: oey mera shampo ke sath wala gift de, Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha, Sardar: O bakwas na kar Oye shampo pe likheya hai “Dandruf Free” (Characters count: 158)

Kahin bhookh se na mar jaun!

Sardar suicide karne rail line ke pass batha tha. Pass mein sharab & chicken pada tha. A man: Ye sab kya hai? Sardar: Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun!