April Fool

Kid: Papa, papa.. maine pados wale uncle to kal unki naukrani ke saath unke bedroom mein dekha..
Papa: Achha? Kab? Tum waha kya kar rahe the.. Doosro ke gharo mein tak-jhak nahi karte..
Kid: April fool, April fool.. Uncle ke saath naukrani nahi, mummy thee!