YEH PANT KIS KI HAI

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पति: कुछ ऐसी बात कहो जिससे मन जल भी जाये और खुश भी हो जाए.
पत्नी: आपके दोस्तों में आप ही हो जो सबसे अच्छी 'किस' करते हो.

----------------- English ------------------

Husband: Say something which makes jealous and happy at the same time.
Wife: You are the best 'kisser' among your friends.

----------------- Hindi (English script) ------------------

Math Teacher: Santa, agar tumhari jeb mein 1000 rupaye hain
in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket,
wat would u think ?
Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.