Hindi Super Jokes

Pesh hai Phoolon ka Guldasta, Chehra yun hi rahe aapka Hasta, Khushiyo ki barsaat ho Zabardast, Aur… Aur… Aur… 2012 aapke liye ho Mast. Happy New Year (Characters count: 148)

Good time Bad time Day time Night time Off time Work time Happy time Sad time Naye saal main kisi bhi time Apun ka sms aa sakta hai… Bole to happy new year. Characters count: 156

Na ZUBAN se, Na CARD se, Na GIFT se, na POST se, na EMAIL se, is bar direct DIL se "+. .+" "+" Happy New Year" Characters count: 112

Mubarak ho aapko aane wale hasin 12 Months, Khusi ke 52 Weeks, Success ke 365 days, Pyar ke 876 Hours, Fun ke 525600 Minutes, Muskan ke 31536000 Seconds, I wish you a Happy New Year Characters count: 181

Haapy New year 2012, Kyonki Kaviraj Kabirji ne Kaha hai kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab, network busy ho jayega, Wish Karega Kab Characters count: 132

Sunhari Dhup Barsat K Baad Thodi si Hasi har Baat K baad, Usi tarah ho Mubarak Aapko 2012 2011 K Baad *HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012* Characters count: 123

Mungfli di khushbu te gurh di mithaas, makki di roti te sarso da saag, dil di khushi te aapneya da pyar, mubarak hove tuhanu Naye Saal da vaar. Characters count: 143

Naye Sapane Naye Apne Naye Vade Naye Kasme Naye Manzil Naye Rahe Nayi Baat Naya Vishwas Kooch Simple Kooch Khas Har Pal rahe Bindass Happy New Year!!! Characters count: 151

Dil se nikli dua hai hmari, jindgi mein mile apko khushiyan sari, gam na de khuda apko kabhi, chahe to ek khushi kam karde hamari. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO U Characters count: 150

Sorry dost aapke sare khushiyo me tol du, apne sara raz aapke samne khol du. koi mujhse pahle na bol de, isliye pahle hi aapko Happy New Year bol doo. Characters count: 150

En Risto Ko U Hi Bnaye Rkhna.. Dil Me Yadon K Chirag Jalaye Rkhna.. Bhut Pyara Safar Rha 2012 Ka.. Ek Hissa Mera 2011 Me Bhi Bnaye Rkhna.. Characters count: 138

Aa Gaya Aa Gaya 2012, Jamane Me Khushiyan Bikhere Najara, Nyan Saal Sab Ke Liye Ho Pyara Chhote Padhai Me Ho Jaye Abbal, Badon Ko Mile Nai Aatmbal. Happy New Year!!! Characters count: 165

Shayar ko Shayari Mubarak.. Chand ko Chandni Mubarak.. Hamari taraf se aap ko e dost Tahe dil se naya sal Mubarak! Characters count: 114

Two bful gals and 1 very hensome boy traveled in a public bus. Gals tried to get his attenson bt he ignored 'em. At once boy's phone rang. He ignored it and did't attend. One gal cudn't resist and interupted. "Your phone is ringing" she said. "Umm.. yes it is. It must be her.. my wife.. who else", the boy said softly. Characters count: 319

Aansu tere nikle aur ankhe meri ho, Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho, Khuda kare dosti apni itni gehri ho jaye, Log tujhe peetein AUR galti meri ho! (Characters count: 151)

Guy Searches on Google “Free Dinner in 5 star hotel” . . . On the top of GOOGLE search it shows: “Mungeri Lal ke Haseen Sapne” with "Internal Server Error" (Characters count: 156)

How to develop Positive Thinking? . Ans: Watch Fashion TV Bcoz u always think, Theek hai Ye nahi to agli wali k kapde mein se kuch dikhega! (characters count: 141)

BA- Beautiful Angel BSc- Beautiful Structure BL- Beautiful Lips BCom- Beautiful Completely MBA- Married But Available (Characters count: 138)

Kal raat ko party mei mene 1 ladki ki izzat ko bachaya ;) .. Other Boy: Waah Bhai!!! Par kaise ??? ..... 1st Boy : Self Control Bhai.. SELF CONTROL!! (Characters count:155 )

Din gujar gaya hai intejaar mein, raat gujar gayi intejaar mein, Naya saal mubarak ho aapko, 2011 beet gaya aapke SMS ke intejar mein. (Characters count:134 )

Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and chear of new year. (Characters count:99 )

“PHOOL” Khushboo k liay “PYAR” Nibhane k liye “AANKHAIN” Dil churane k liye Or Yeh Msg Ap Ko “MERI YAAD” Dilane Ke liye.. ""HaPpy NeW YeAr"" (Characters count:140 )

Aap mere ghar New Year pe jarur aana, hum aapko Colddrink, Matar Paneer, Pizza, Gulab Jamun, Coffee, Ice-Cream, se hone wale nuksan k bare me batayenge. (Characters count:153 )

Bhagwan kare ye saal apko raas aa jaye, Jise aap chahte ho, wo apke paas aa jaye, aap 2012 me kuware na rahe, apka rishta leker apki saas aa jaye. Happy New Year. (Characters count:162 )

"No tear no fear Khao murga te piyo beer Kyonki aa gaya hai new year" (Characters count:69 )

Har saal aata hai, Har saal jata hai, Iss saal wo sab mile aapko, Jo aapka ,+""+,+""+. + Dil + "+, .+" "+" chahta hai.. HAPPY NEW YEAR!! (Characters count:136 )

Kid: Papa, papa.. maine pados wale uncle to kal unki naukrani ke saath unke bedroom mein dekha.. Papa: Achha? Kab? Tum waha kya kar rahe the.. Doosro ke gharo mein tak-jhak nahi karte.. Kid: April fool, April fool.. Uncle ke saath naukrani nahi, mummy thee!

Har saal Aata hai, Har saal Jata hai, Iss saal aapko wo sab mile Jo Apka Dil Chahta Hai. Happy New Year---- (Characters count:103 )

Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas, ehsas se banta hai Vishvas, vishvas se bante hai Rishte, aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas, Jaise Aap….. Happy New Year. (Characters count:148 )

One glass of water two glass of bear all my friends. HAPPY NEW YEAR. (Characters count:67 )

Har mod pe nayi shuruwat ho sakti hai, Door rehkar bhi baat ho sakti hai, Manaa ki aapse door hain bahut, Par aankhein band karlo to mulakat ho sakti hai… HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! (Characters count:173 )

Aa gale lag ja mere yaar, Dedoon Jadu Ki jhappi do char, Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk Es ummid ke sath Wish You a …… Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011! (Characters count:156 )

My wishes for you in year 2012... Great start for jan, Love for feb, Peace for march, No worries for april Fun for may, Joy for june to nov, Happiness for dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2012. (Characters count: 193 )

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear, Let all ur Dreams be Clear, Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy “NEW YEAR”! (Characters count: 155 )

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, Naya saal aaya hai chalo... DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!! (Characters count: 180 )

Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad, thori si hansi her baat ke baad, usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2012, 2011 k baad. Wish you a Happy new year. (Characters count:166

Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear… Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year. (Characters count: 148)

Nights are Dark but Days are Light, Wish your Life will always be Bright. So my Dear don’t get Fear bcoz, God Gifts us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”. *HAPPY NEW YEAR* (Characters count: 155

Is Naye Saal mai.. Jo tu chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar. (Characters count:167 )

Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double, Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble, Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit, Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!! (Characters count: 164)

Kas Khusiyno Ki Ek Dukan Hoti Aur Usme Hamari Pahchan Hoti Lelete Apke Liye Sari Khusiyna Chahe Unki Kimat Hamari Jan Hoti! Happy New Year 2012 (Characters count: 143)

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar, Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar, Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum, New Year 2012 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME. (Characters count: 155)

Ek kutta Bunty ka haath chaatne laga. Bunty dar gaya aur rone laga. Bunty ki mummy dodi-2 aayi aur kutte ko bhaga kar bunty ke boli, "Kutte ne kata to nahi?". Bunty bola, "Nahi mummy, abhi to chakkh raha tha".

Hum LADKE hr kaam m kmal kr de Jo wada kre wo pura hr hal m kr de Kya jrurt hai Ldkiyo ko LIPSTICK lgane ki Hmse khe hm chum-2 k hi lal kr de. (Characters count:143 )

Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge.. Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao. (Characters count:145 )

Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about “Miracle of Life” Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project. (Characters count:156 )

Deep jalti jagmagati rahe, hum Aapko Aap hume yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindigi hai, dua hai hamari Aap chand ki tarah jagmagate rahe. "Happy new year (Characters count: 149)

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai, mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne aapko ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year... (Characters count: 151)

Gul ko gulshan mubarak, Chaand ko chandani mubarak, Shayar ko shayri mubarak, Aur hamari taraf se aap ko New Year mubarak. (Characters count: 122)

Pesh hai Phoolon ka Guldasta Chehra yun hi rahe aapka Hasta Khushiyo ki barsaat ho Zabardast, Aur.. Aur.. 2011 aapke liye ho Mast. Happy New Year (Characters count: 145)

Beet gaya jo saal, Bhul jaayein, Beet gaya jo saal, Bhul jaayein, Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Es Saal ke Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke. (Characters count: 173)

Es Naye Saal mein Jo tu chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratein roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarak ho tujhe mere yaar. (Characters count: 166)

half glass tear full glass beer oh my dear happy new year………….. Wish all creatures in this universe a very happy ne (Characters count: 116)

Mujhe maalum hai ye bahut jaldi hai Par Kya karoo, Abhi tak bahoot se young sexy smart dosto ko wish karna hai, tau socha pahale Bujurogo ko nipta le… :) (Characters count: 154)

Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar, Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar, Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum, New Year 2012 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME. (Characters count: 155)

Ek doctor apne dost se.. yaar main soch raha hoon kay yahan clinic khol loon dost: yar tumhara khyal to achha hay magar yahaan ka qabristan chhota hai. (Characters count: 150)

Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya? Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!! (Characters count: 167)

Teacher : usne khudkhushi kar li, use khudkhushi karni padi, farak batao ? Student : pehla padha likha berojgar tha, dusra shadi-suda tha.. ! (Characters count: 145)

Maine kaha "Dil Ruba" Usne kaha balance bhijwa.. Maine kaha "Paise Nahi" usne kaha "Kaise nahi".. Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai" Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hain." :"-) (Characters count: 163)

how is sex related to math? add two person and a bed subtract cloths divide the legs multiply the strokes and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!! (Characters count: 147)

Chemistry Ki class mein teacher ne aik larki se pocha: What is “Nitrate” ? Larki sharma k boli: Sir, Rs.1500/= (Characters count: 111)

Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h? Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h, je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi. (Characters count: 142)

Santa: doctor eh phoolan di mala kis de lyi h? Doctor:eh mera pehla operation h, je thik hoya taan mere lyi, je thik nhi hoya taan tere lyi. (Characters count: 142)

Santa: mainu kal saari rat nind nhi ayi. Banta: Q? Santa: sari rat me sapne wich vekhda riha, ke me jag riha haan. (Characters count: 115)

boss:pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiya li hai. kabhi bimari,to kabhi honeymoon, bacheki bimari.ab kya hai? karamchari:kal meri shaadi hai. (Characters count: 148)

Aik Pagal (hath mai cigarette chupa kr): batao mere hath mai kia hai? dosara pagal: rail gari... 1st:Tumhe kaise pata chala? 2nd:maine dhuwan niklte dekha... (Characters count: 158)

Sardar: oey mera shampo ke sath wala gift de, Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha, Sardar: O bakwas na kar Oye shampo pe likheya hai “Dandruf Free” (Characters count: 158)

Husband to wife: Our Business is going down, if you learn to cook we can remove bavarchi. Wife: You fool, if you learn to f**k, we can remove driver, Gardner & watchman also. (Characters count: 175)

Santa tum Is office Mein kUb se kam kr rahe hO ? BaNtA : Jub se Boss ne MuJhe nOkRi sE nIkalne kI dhamkI dI hA ...;-> (Characters count: 117)

Sardar ki Beti hui. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge. Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia hai hm iska nam "BAJI" rakhn ge;-) (Characters count: 159)

MODERN BEIZZATI… Boy: I luv u Girl: Apni shakal dekhi hai kya? Boy: Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya warna Katrina Kaif ke paas na jata!!! (Characters count: 140)

MODERN BEIZZATI… Boy: I luv u Girl: Apni shakal dekhi hai kya? Boy: Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya warna Katrina Kaif ke paas na jata!!! (Characters count: 140)

Santa: Mainu disco dance wich 1st prize miliya… Banta: Yaar tenu te dance nahi c aanda..?? Santa: Yaar mainu Stage te Mirgi da daura pai gaya c :) :) :) (Characters count: 143)

Rat Bhar Ayi Nhi, Or Hum Hila Hila Kr Yu Hi So Gye, Jo Hila Rhe The Woh Pankha Tha, Jo Ayi Nhi Wo Bijli Thi, Abe Salo Kbi To Acha Samja Kro Dirty Mind (Characters count: 151)

Bhajji Apni Girl Friend Se.. Kya Mein Tumhara Pehla Pyaar Hoon? GF: Kar Di Na Sardaro Wali Baat, Spinnero Ko Bhi Kabhi Opening Milti Hai Kya? (Characters count: 141)

Pappu Jor Jor Se Ro Raha Tha Maa: Alle Mera Beta Kyu Ro Raha Hai? Pappu:Dad Ne Mujhe Kissi Nahi Di Maa:Tumne Unko Table Nahi Sunaya Hoga Pappu: Pados Wali Aunty Ko Koun se Tables Aate Hain? (Characters count: 189)

Arz kiya hai: Arz kiya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi, Aur phool khilne se pehle... ..bakri kha gayi (Characters count: 147)

Boy;pandit ji, kya ladki ke sath sona paap hai? Pt: beta, baat paap punya ki nahi hai. Dikkat ye hai ki tum log sote kahan ho.. (Characters count: 126)

Ek sharabi sky ki taraf ishara kar ke dusre sharabi se bola: Ye suraj hai ya chaand. Dusra sharabi: Pata nahi bhai, main bhi is shehar me naya hun. (Characters count:148 )

Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota? Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai… (Characters count:177 )

(Characters count:130 ) ----------------- Hindi (Devnagari script) ---------------- पति: कुछ ऐसी बात कहो जिससे मन जल भी जाये और खुश भी हो जाए. पत्नी: आपके दोस्तों में आप ही हो जो सबसे अच्छी 'किस' करते हो. ----------------- English ------------------ Husband: Say something which makes jealous and happy at the same time. Wife: You are the best 'kisser' among your friends. ----------------- Hindi (English script) ------------------ Math Teacher: Santa, agar tumhari jeb mein 1000 rupaye hain in ur pocket and 1000Rs in d other pocket, wat would u think ? Santa: YEH PANT KIS KI HAI.

1 Lrki Fouj Mn Bharti hui. Friend Ne Pucha K Job Kesi Lagi? Lrki:Bs Yar Sara Din”Yes Sir,Yes Sir” or Sari raat”Bs sir, Bs sir” Kehte Guzrti Hai. (Characters count: 147)

Boy: Bache Kaise Hote Hyn? Gal: Chup! boy: Batao Na Plz gal: Nahi Pata boy: Plz!!! gal: Thappar Pare Ga Ab Mat Pchna ..!! boy: Aray Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata . . . . . . Bachay Shararti Hote Hyn.. Moral: Gal Hamesha Boys Ko Ghalat Hi Samajhti Hyn ;) (Characters count: 250)